

I have to admit, suspicious Metacritic reviews do sound better in Italian: BotW is practically the Dreams of Zelda mini games in how players keep using the engine to come up with hundreds of new ones.😎😄 besides NL's own lack of aptitude in aforediscussed regard (unless I'm a clone of the writer, "x simply isn't fun to play" tells me NOTHING about whether x is fun to play or not), electrocuting fish ABSOLUTELY counts, you ruffians. If I don't even come to Reviewland for actual useful game info these days, why would I come for fandom troll wars? Neither ends up informative about the game and both end up more of a cement boot pair on the feet of Metacritic and other "score aggregators".
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I have full confidence that the game is rough in places but parsecs from as bad as the fandom (with a "video game journalist" cap in their heads or not) makes it out to be - one too many cases of subversive personal experience, fellow patients, - but this here really does look like someone just unleashed a counter-trollfest on the disgruntled side of the drama queens. All in all 20/10 game I hope to see a sequel !" - Balanfan69 (Totally not me) I haven't even mentioned the costumes, I absolutely love how each costume does 1 thing, it's like the odyssey capture mechanic but it's actually a good game! There are so many unique costumes that are all super fun to play around with! The only thing I would improve are the cut scenes, while they convey the story perfectly they look pretty bad. This game is totally radical and I think you should get it, I did a pixel count and I got 1440p in handheld mode, 120fps, with 8k and raytracing. But WHOAH did that game blow me away, the stunning graphics, fast paced platforming, everything. I really didn't have high expectations for this game I though "Another platformer just like that mario trash, nothing like good games like cyberpunk 2077 (Though the "patches" have made it worse) or fortnite. "This may just be the best game of all time. So, what do you think? Bots, or legitimate reviews? Does this make you more, or less likely to try out Balan Wonderworld? Let us know in the comments, unless you're also a bot. Except maybe Alex, who's been beeping a lot lately. And we can promise that none of us are bots. You'll have to read our review for that, with quotes like "Balan Wonderworld simply isn't fun to play" and "Balan Wonderworld is a waste of your time".

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"this is such a dull, boring, repetitive & brain dead game that it physically hurts me" - FieryGarfield "Final boss nearly killed me, and I'm not even talking about an in-game death" - JoeMamama

"This game is a dumpster fire" - octoyoshi In the interest of fairness, here are a couple of the negative reviews: We can only speculate, of course, but we do have a few questions: If they are bots, who paid for them? And did they really think this would work, instead of being awful press?
